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Sh t My Dad Says This book is ridiculously hilarious and makes my father look like a normal member of society Chelsea Handler Read this unless you re allergic to laughing Kristen Bell If you re wondering if there is

  • Title: Sh*t My Dad Says
  • Author: Justin Halpern
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 280
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Sh*t My Dad Says By Justin Halpern, This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society Chelsea Handler Read this unless you re allergic to laughing Kristen Bell If you re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh out loud yes Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society Chelsea Handler Read this unless you re allergic to laughing Kristen Bell If you re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh out loud yes Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son s relationship with his foul mouthed father by the 29 year old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

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    1. Let s see Is there any doubt at all in anyone s mind what the following words mean sh t, F ck, G d da n, m therf cker, etc Especially people who claim to be offended by bad words Are you any likely to be injured if I typed fuck instead of f ck There s this really stupid notion that asterisks somehow cleanse a word Frankly, folks, whether you are offended by something is up to you When I type fuck I have no intent to offend, it s just a silly word, an expression If you choose to be offended, tha [...]

    2. Well, this was fun I actually liked I Suck at Girls a tad better, but I think it s because I read that one first And while Halpern s father is extremely funny, once you hear a few of his zingers the magic wears off a bit.The gist I think everyone already knows about this book and the Tweets that started it all I m pretty sure the blurb takes care of whatever curiosity most readers have, but if you re too lazy to read the blurb the short version is that Justin started Tweeting the shit his dad sa [...]

    3. On Today s Hairstyles Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking On Canine Leisure Time The dog is not bored It s not like he s waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik s Cube He s a goddamned dog My father in law, also Jewish, looked like a less fierce version of Justin Halpern s dad, and although he didn t use the word fuck nonstop he also dispensed some acerbic wisdom here and there Sh t My Dad Says has an int [...]

    4. Politically incorrect, irreverent, with a liberal smattering of profanity, vulgar at times but oh so funny Probably many of us know someone just like Justin s dad, a truthful, no holds barred type of person but with a very big heart underneath A man who when it really counts will do, anything for his family This was a laugh out loud, amusing look at one such man, a self made man who came from poverty to working on cancer research in nuclear medicine, a man who has blunt advice for his son of mos [...]

    5. While browsing the library for a book to read preferably a humorous one at that , I stumbled upon Justin Halpern s Sh t My Dad Says I then proceeded to open up the light read on a random page to see if it d capture my attention And it succeeded in making me laugh out loud with this one passage On Bob Saget s Demeanor While Hosting America s Funniest Home Videos Remember that face That s the face of a man who hates himself What follows is a book that delivers pretty much everything I ve been seek [...]

    6. 2016 Genre Challenge Non FictionThis book was funny, or it had some laugh out loud moments But I think I went into expecting something a little different I guess reading the blurb, I thought it would be about a twenty something guy living with his seventy four year old father and the antics of an older gentleman In reality, this book was about the authors father and everything he remembers his father saying as he was growing up It s like a reverse my child s funniest phrases book For me, it was [...]

    7. To echo what others have said this book is hilarious It s also sweet and touching Justin s dad is a gruff Vietnam vet, retired research doctor who is honest to a fault He s someone who knows himself and has the courage and a burning need to speak his mind He also loves his family to distraction Justin s dad is Jewish and his mom a quiet, loving Catholic and though their child rearing approaches seem as different as their religions they make a good parenting team Here are a few quotes which are N [...]

    8. How fabulous was that I was expecting this book to be funny and quotable, but I wasn t expecting it to be so touching I think when I heard the concept for this book I expected Sam Halpern to be kind of a dick A funny dick, but a sort of mean and grumpy person Though he is really direct, I was shocked at how kind and loving Sam Halpern was Hilarious and supportive, that is how I would describe him This book was like a humorous lesson in valuing family As a parent, I related to SO much of this sto [...]

    9. Snausages I ve been eating dog treats Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is Fuck it, they re delicious I will not be shamed by this This is Sam Halpern, father of Justin Halpern, the author He s very blunt and unapologetic I don t need friends You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move Fuck that I m old I m through moving this shit He cares deeply about his son s welfare Don t touch that knife You never need to be holding a knife I don t [...]

    10. On Deciding to Use His Senior Discount for the First Time Fuck it, I m old Gimme free stuff When 28 year old Justin Halpern s girlfriend breaks up with him and he loses his apartment too, he finds himself moving back in with his parents His 73 year old dad Sam is retired and spends his days at home, so the guys spend a lot of time together Halpern Senior has an opinion about everything and doesn t sweet talk his way around it, he says exactly what he s thinking and doesn t give a shit about what [...]

    11. Well, that was something I don t read everyday I don t think I ve ever read a book that had the ability to make me laugh out loud on one page and cringe on the next When I first picked up Sh t My Dad Says, I had no idea it originated from Halpern s twitter page Hindsight being 20 20 and all, I can see why the twitter page, which compromised of random quotes from Halpern s dad, would be a hit It s just the right amount of comic relief you may need while wasting precious hours of your life scrolli [...]

    12. Review posted on Got Fiction I bought this for my husband and I later found it in the bathroom choice male reading space So my husband endorses the hilarity of this book too Holy crap is this book hysterical His dad comes off as some redneck jerk of a dad, but actually used to be in nuclear medicine And the sayings, I mean, silly stuff from vacations, like we ve all had to share a bed with a cousin, or a relative at a family reunion, but when little Justin Halpern complains about sharing a bed w [...]

    13. Re read only a few months later POriginal read December 2016Re read Feb 2017Listened to this with my brother when I rode with him to work and with my mom when we went shopping both gave me WTH are we listening to look but they laughed too so I count it as a win If you are sensitive to swearing, this book does have quite a bit but never in a mean wayJustin s Dad grew on me fairly quickly I have a family member who swears like she gets paid by the word so initially I was wary of how Sam spoke but [...]

    14. I m not cool enough to do Twitter I suspect I m appearing less cool by the second here it use Twitter Do Twitter tweet Whatever I m old point is, I m not sure how I even heard of this book, but I am so glad I found it I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard The audio was fantastic I m pretty sure anyone who saw me at the Y today has solidified their opinion that I must be a total lunatic It was that funny This dad is an enigma clearly brilliant, yet seemingly unable to string togethe [...]

    15. Wondering who s going to take over for David Sedaris now that he s moved to France and used up all his family anecdotes Justin Halpern is here to save us Shit My Dad Saysis basically, one of the funniest things I ve read in a long time He truly demonstrates how a skilled writer can take his Twitter feed and turn it into a legitimately hilarious, well written, and poignant read.

    16. How Not To Write A BookAssume Your AudienceMy audience is white, black, Hispanic, likes popcorn, pizza, blue, orange, they ll find this funny, they won t find this funny, etc etc Never assume your audience This book s first mistake was making a joke of which I found in particularly bad taste I will not mention said joke here, because it isn t important The only thing I ll say is that I did not find it funny, and it turned me away.Never assume anything about your audience If you re going to make [...]

    17. I m not sure how I feel about this book On the one hand, I get pretty annoyed when alarmists decry the rise in ebook sales as The End of Literature Not all new technologies and trends have to be world ending On the other hand, I get pretty depressed about all of these humorous blogs being essentially repackaged as books and sold And this one isn t even from a blog It s from a twitter feed Really Maybe that s the next big thing, but there s a large part of me that feels like a bunch of lowest com [...]

    18. 4 Stars Seen this floating around on GRs and needed a laugh so I grabbed it If you re wanting a laugh this is a quick read that will have you giggling in no time Justin s dad is a hoot If you don t like cussing in books then I d stay away from this one because Justin s dad loves to say fuck Everybody knows that s one of my favorite words so it didn t bother me at all lol I loved this I will probably be reading the next one called More Shit My Dad Says when I m in need of giggling lol

    19. I needed a light, funny read to help me deal with some sadness, and this helped I don t usually find funny books funny I m looking at you Seriously I m Kidding , but this was an exception.The author s dad is quite a character He just tells it like he sees it without a second thought or regret, never censoring himself, that s for sure His language a hole, bullsh t, and the f bomb are used constantly might offend some delicate ears, but so be it If the f word offends you, you may want to sit this [...]

    20. This has got to be the funniest book I have ever read I read it in one sitting not hard because it s fairly short even though I was just glancing at it before getting to my mystery thriller a lot harder since the latter was fairly enthralling I was laughing out loud through much of it even though I was alone, and at time I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe Although at a couple of points I thought, Wow, this was probably kind of almost abusive parenting I am excessively sensitive to tha [...]

    21. Alright, alright I should ve known better than to read a book with a title like that Me being me, I don t particularly like excessive swearing I can take some but seriously, this dad puts high school students and frat boys to shame And just a little tidbit f is not a noun or adjective, it s a verb Words can t do it and neither can non living objects Though I should mention that the man is intelligent he is a science guy, professor I believe But I don t think I m exaggerating when I say that if y [...]

    22. Having grown up with a curt sarcastic father, I thought I d enjoy reading the snide comments of and family stories about someone else s terse sardonic dad Although I laughed out loud several times as I read this, there was such an undercurrent of mean spiritedness that I found it unsettling, and the book ultimately undoes its own humor.

    23. This book is fucking amazing Shit Am I swearing too much after reading it Well, FUCK P.S Seriously though, I loved this book It s funny, heartwarming and full of wisdom The fact that this guy exists makes me want to hug the world Also, it can double as a parenting manual.

    24. This was a hoot very well done I love a well turned phrase how Sam, Justin s dad, thinks Justin is about the same age as my boys, so I could really relate Sam I seem faced a lot of the same issues with the same attitudes The problem with a math teacher is similar to one we had They sent my first grader home with a calculator twice The second time it was returned by my son in pieces in a baggie I followed up with a visit in which the teacher returned to the class fuming I even got my dog, Lily, p [...]

    25. Fuuuuuuuuuck I could kick myself I have avoided this book for so long, thinking that it would be lame, like Stuff White People Like A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions, but then Audible was having a sale, and this was like 4, AND they had recently credited me 10 for being awesome or buying audiobooks or something So I decided to take the chance on it, and a better 4 I could not have had Audible spend on me today I fucking loved listening to the shit that Justin Halpern s dad said [...]

    26. Got this book this morning in Morrison s from the donation table and I ve read it through laughing all the way Justin Halperns Dad is an absolute star He is wise, honest, funny, angry, protective of his home, the part where he is crawling naked on floor with a shot gun at 2am because he heard a noise in the kitchen had me in stiches He is foul mouthed he says the f word a lot and I love him to bits.Thank you Justin Halpern for introducing your magnificent Dad to me, he is hilarious.

    27. This book is absolutely hilarious Not politically correct mind you, but hilarious I believe I also saw sketches on TV at one point but the book will have you in stitches I just hope I have a sense of humour like that when I am 73

    28. I read this book curled up in blankets and warmed by a shot or two of green Nyquil And the book was delightful, full of raucous obscenity laced wisdom and ham handed parental love It is obvious that Justin Halpern loves his dad and the shit he says and it is evident from the shit that his dad says that he loves Justin This book made me feel good about being a parent who has, on occasion, called one of their little darling DNA replicates an asshole Being a parent is hard shit, my friend It turns [...]

    29. I first heard about Shit My Dad Says via the shitmydadsays Twitter account The first time I stumbled upon it I read through every tweet available Bascially, Justin Halpern, after his girlfriend dumped him and he had no place to live, moved back home with his parents He began leaving the outrageous one liners from his 70 year old cantankereous father on his AIM away messages Someone suggested to him that he create a Twitter account and, a million followers later, he has a book offer and a pending [...]

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